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STUPID MACHINE! I had about half a page of this blog written and was about ready to start inserting some photos and I hit the backspace key to erase something (what else would the backspace key do?) AND IT BACKSPACED ME A PAGE AND WHEN I CAME BACK ALL MY MEANINGLESS DRIVEL WAS GONE!!! So…
Monthly Archives: May 2009
I regret to inform my readers that I will be leaving my current family – my mom, dad, brothers and husband – to join this new one. They’re much better. Wiser. Culturally informed. Better looking. Sorry fellas, but I think we need some space. It’s not you. It’s me. This is the Schleppi bunch and…
They don’t do an E! True Hollywood story on just anyone, y’know.
I have a dream. And that dream is me floating around on a marshmallow cloud, riding a unicorn, eating popsicles, listening to music created by garden gnomes. I also have a nightmare. And my nightmare is that one day Erik Estrada would come into my life and try to steal my wife. Notice, if you…
This is why I love photographing kids!