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I love insurance companies. They give me something to focus all of my hatred and animosity on. Sometimes I sit in my living room, surrounded by candles, listening to whale music and I concentrate all of my anger into a little ball and I imagine that little ball floating down the street and silently bobbing…
Monthly Archives: February 2010
Rain always makes me depressed…..but then I look down at my smiling boots and think, “At least I’m not a pair of galoshes”…
……..ruining man’s best couch.
As a rule, all babies should have irresistibly pinchable cheeks like these.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate Valentine’s Day.