I love my husband but hate the way he chews his food. Cancer was the worst and best thing to ever happen to us. South Dakota was an amazing place to grow up but we’re glad we don’t have to go back. California traffic is insanity. I wonder what our dogs thinks about us. IVF is not as bad as it’s hyped up to be. Old people make me nervous and I’m intimidated by girls with unnatural colored hair. Onions are the bane of my existence. I refuse to vote for anyone when it is a choice between the lesser of two evils. My mother amazes me everyday. I feel sorry for elitists. John is much funnier than me and it makes me jealous. Playing guitar is much more difficult than I anticipated. My car is a piece of crap. I want my brother’s hair. Cold calling frightens me. I love flowers with rain on them. Finding money makes me happy. I prefer roads made of dirt. Four leaf clovers are still lucky. Any sentence with the word “ooftah” in it is a great one. Life would be fun if everyone broke into random song and dance. I believe that youth is wasted on the young. We’re Christian conservatives and we’re not sorry. Snow is beautiful but heavy to shovel. Saturday morning cartoons used to be awesome. My eyes change colors depending on what I wear. We have tin foil on our TV antennas. Cut grass smells heavenly. I get distracted very easily. Friends save me from myself.