WE’RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beta level on Monday was 99 and as of this morning we’re sitting pretty at 270. We’ve heard whispers of twins………………..
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With the current success of the egg retrieval one week behind us, Jade and I have been patiently (anxiously) sitting by our big red phone, waiting for the call from the reproductive endocrinologist (pooty doctor) with what we hope will be good news noose (Freudian slip) regarding our fertilization report (bun in the oven). Here’s…
When I was a kid I got suplexed. My buddy and I were wrestling and he wrapped his arms around me, his chest to my back. He locked his wrists and flipped me backwards, crashing my noggin into the floor of his parents’ messy trailer home. My bottom tooth smashed into my top tooth and…
Going in for the egg retrieval this morning. Nervous but ready. Will report back more later. Wish me luck!
I picked up the kids from the cryobank the other day and took them for a little afternoon stroll through Los Angeles on their way to the fertility clinic. Remember, prevention is the best medicine. SAFETY FIRST!! But seriously, if I got into a car accident, I did NOT want to be covered in year…